Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Summary: Jim and Pam discuss baby names. A companion piece to my alternate universe series (Labor Relations, DVD Saturday, Mixed Messages, Indecent Proposal)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1939 Read Count: 5092 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2006 Updated: December 31, 2006
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kicking Around Names

so sweet. so this is ow jill was the chosen name. i love so much what this story chooses to be. so sweet, so in character,the banter, the cuteness. two thumbs up from me!

Resolved by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 5
Summary: Pam rings in the New Year. Purely speculative.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 2286 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I hate New Years Eve. I decided that last night. It is a purely evil day. Even if you remove the 'built up' properties of it, the 'new start' part of it, it still totally sucks.
I may be a bit pissed at my brother ruining last night.

Jim is the Harry to Pam's Sally. Of course, I say that without ever having seen When Harry Met Sally. But.. eh, I'm sticking with it.

Well, at least number 1 happened. Number 2... eh, totally unnecessary. Romantic comedies are fun.

Author's Response: I hope your 2010 New Years was better (sorry about this post going unanswered so long!). Thanks, EmH.

This moment by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary:

A "talking head" from Pam that we'll never see. Takes place directly after "Back from Vacation".


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 373 Read Count: 2567 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 06, 2007 Updated: January 06, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ya know, I have this idea floating around in my head for a while, about expanding on when was the first moment that Jim realized he loved Pam. I never even thought of it for Pam. And, well, now I have obviously. And hers was even more heartbreaking because it came with the (halfway false) realization that she caused the pain herself. I mean, she didn't, but she did. 

Man, this kind of breaks my heart. Its ... its all like, I can just hear Pam.

okay, gotta move on to something happier! But the realization... okay, shutting up. But that is so gonna haunt my thoughts! 



Author's Response: This broke my heart a little when I wrote it, so I totally know what you mean. I just think it would have been really hard for her to realize how much he means to her when she thinks it is too late. Of course, it wasn't too late! YAY!

Maybe I'm Amazed by LoveFool Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 3
Summary:

More alternate universe, but a lot different from my normal stuff. Still quite happy I think, but not as light and fluffy! I hope still enjoyable. :-) Jim and Pam reflect on being together and all they're learning about one another - they're both amazed.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 854 Read Count: 3163 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe I'm Amazed

You continue to amaze me with your amazing stories. So cute and funny and sweet and just keep filling in similar words now, because, seriously, all fit.

"The first entire weekend we spent together, I performed the very strenuous task of emptying the dishwasher. When I looked up at her to say something, she was staring back at me…like I was God."
So, this ...so, I just wrote a story that is entitled "five small ways jim shows pam he loves her" and that was going to be one of the things - emptying the dishwasher. great minds... or, eh, your great mind, and my mind. yeah, thats more like it. (oh, and i haven't uploaded that fic yet)

"A mere mortal – not a God."
There goes my belief system </Ross - Friends>... seriously...

Those two are just so sweet and caring for each other. I loved it.

The Balloon by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 22] 11
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's mom remembers.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Mom
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 500 Read Count: 3241 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: June 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

How have I not read this story before? I Oh well. Better late than never, eh?

Wow. Give me a minute to think. Because...
wow.

There is first off, the cuteness of the story with little Pam. Because Little Pam is pretty cute. But, even with the cuteness it isn't normal cute. because its still underlined with sadness and worry. And when Pam lost the balloon, I was pretty close to tears.

I know there is symbolism and all that crap, and I get it, but not able to put it in words (it was never my strong point of English), but wow. Yeah, kind of broke my brain like that.


Author's Response: I have no idea how you missed it, but I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Poor little Pam.

Drunk Dial by LadyLuck Rated: T [Reviews - 56] 12
Summary: Jim calls Pam back after receiving her text on the night of the Diwali festival. And yes, he is still very drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14302 Read Count: 34831 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2007 Updated: February 13, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Haha, Kelly is being so funny. So totally Kelly like. This is going great, keep writing :) faster :)

Summary: Angela finds herself in a predicament and this time prayer won't help. 
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 649 Read Count: 2001 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2007 Updated: January 12, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i had to take a break from good advice to read this. and wow. isabel knows a lot about sex. what is worse is that my mom actually chose to have the conversation about what sex actually was on the way to church. gah, that was awful. having the talk is bad enough, but in the church parking lot it was.... *nightmares*

Author's Response: Sorry - hope I didn't bring up any unpleasant childhood memories! ;-) And I don't want to criticize your mom, but maybe her timing could've been better! Hee! Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Turn My Head by sazey Rated: K+ [Reviews - 31] 7
Summary:

This is my take on what happens when Pam finally says the words to Jim. For this story, the real problems happen following Pam's admission.

 Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4830 Read Count: 8702 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2007 Updated: February 03, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

i wanna know what happens next... it left me hanging

Happy Hour by nqllisi Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 7
Summary: Karen and Meredith go out for a drink after the events of "Traveling Salesman."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Karen, Meredith
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 914 Read Count: 1745 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2007 Updated: January 13, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow, drunken conversation reveals a lot (reason numbr 101 that i won't drink... i have NO idea what i would say haha). But really, poor Karen. I mean, she really did have a rough time, and I mean, it would suck to be in her position. But still  I care about pam more. haha

Author's Response: Yeah, me too. Still, I'm glad you liked this one! Thanks, as usual!! :)

Come Undone by girl7 Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 4
Summary: My response to the Michael/Jan challenge: Exactly why did Jan accept that invitation to Jamaica?
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim, Michael
Genres: Holiday, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Jamaica Jan Sun Princess
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3961 Read Count: 2093 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2007 Updated: January 15, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I own Jim! Okay, technically, Jim is my fish. But still. I own Jim. I rescued him from my animal lab. We had just studied mating behaviors. And agression behaviors. Which are very similar. (except for the fact that in mating behaviors, the male bends into a horsehoe shape, which is just really awesome). Jim is a fish. If you didn't know. But still. I can say I own Jim.
(all of that is because you say you have dogs and cats. and obviously i must be dislexic, because I typed gods like five times before I was able to type dogs)

Feedback, not so much my forte. Random comments that make no sense. Now that's me.

Richard!?

Wait, MICHAEL?

(This would be a time where I would want to read the table of contents and summary. However, its an offline page, and thats on a separate page which is not offline. le sigh)

Oh, Jan! Okay, that makes more sense. It's Jan. Okay. Because whe you mention Chili's and clients, and then I was like, Jan.

Poor Jan. I mean, she does want the normal white picket fence idea. But she doesn't get it. So she tried getting it with Richard. But it did't happen. Ad not so sure it could happen with Michael ever.

I like this Jan piece. It explains a lot. Makes sense.

Author's Response:

I'm glad you thought this shed some light on Jan's motivations.  You know, I really liked her character before they just sent her on the crazytrain to Insanity Land.  (Though I did enjoy Dinner Party immensely.)  I had a good time writing this one, and it's one of my few that aren't Jim/Pam centered.

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Just silly little scenarios that would never actually happen, but are fun to read about anyway. Spoilers for Back from Vacation and The Convict.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6401 Read Count: 7886 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2007 Updated: March 13, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

my schools mascot is a (game)cock. Maybe that is what Dwight thought hemeant. Just showing school pride! GO COCKS!

I can imagine I am in the kitchen making out with Jim. That makes me happy. I have to just daydream about that during class. Jiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm.

I am loving these though. Hilarious! Now class. That isn't as much fun.

Summary:

There was no way that Pam was in the hallway, crying.  It seemed almost as absurd as Dwight comforting her.  It was just not possible.  Set during “Back From Vacation”


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1571 Read Count: 4252 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2007 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So here is the deal - finish your stories lady! You have SO many marked not complete, its insane. Okay, finish!

Oh Pam, it may be your fault, but fault isn't the right word. Its.... not fault. Its something else. (haha, can you beta this, I would highlight this reason and say think of better word here)

And uh, Jim, not as absurd as you may thing. Its all YOUR fault (there, fault is the right word there)

In so many ways, I hate but love that trapped feeling you get, like, you don't want the person to see you crying, but you secretly hope that sinc ethey are them, they will help you and you will feel better.

She did break up with Roy because of him, and it only took her a few  (way too long and horrible) months to tell him for real.

:D. Karen will eventually deal with the fact that Jim's heart belongs to another. One with curly brown hair, and that wears pin striped shirts and answers the phone "dunder mifflin this is pam."
 :D

Author's Response:

I KNOW! I have like 5 stories I'm working on.  Gah.  I need to just buckle down and work them.  Ihave them all partially done and know where I'm going just... not done yet. 

Thanks for pointing out the error, i appreciate the feedback.  I guess I just have to get my stories EmilyHalpert approved before posting now don't I? Hee

Glad you liked ;)  And Karen DOES just have to deal with it.  And there's nothing she or anyone else can do about it.  So blah. 

Thanks for the review on an old story ;) 

Summary: Casino Night came and went but something unexpected changes everything. Title from the song by Switchfoot. Spoiler through Ben Franklin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26841 Read Count: 46975 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2007 Updated: November 14, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Keeping (Some) Secrets

haha, i am reading this, but ijust had to laugh at michael's if you love them set them free.... i better make ure jim has my number bit

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Vacation

it was going so wonderfully and then roy had to call. trying to decide if jim overreacted or not... hum, still don't know.

i think i read this story way out of order, the last half and then the first half, and then this chapter... i dunno how or why. but, still good. continue please!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: The Merger

i love that jim left little post it notes. so cute.

write more. no more SADD for you :P 



Author's Response:

well you know, I do love me some post it notes. Err.....

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Telling the Truth

ha! I did read this. I just didn't remembr. so, i must play catch up!

I am doing shorter reviews right now, but a few things:
casual!Pam is awesome Pam.


and you make mention of expired yogurt, which of course meant nothing, but now brings memories of the second roof date.

Off to read more.

Author's Response:

Well glad you liked it ms. emily! :D

All!Pams are Awesome!Pams soooooo your eally can't lose.  Except WithRoy!Pam.  Then we all lose.  But tha'ts not important.

and I didn't even realize the whole expired yogurt thing! (it's been a while sicne i've read these chapters) 

Thanks for a short Emily review!!! :D  I love 'em

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Impossible to Ignore

Oh yeah, Honey Nut Cheerios. Breakfast of champions!

:)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Vacation

before the roy phone call this chapter reminded me of moneyin a way. and that made me happy  

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: The Merger

moulin rouge is awesome.

and mtt hates me. 



Author's Response:

yes MR is a-may-zing.

 That is all. 

Summary: Short little angsty Karen drabble.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 255 Read Count: 1696 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2007 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So descriptive, and this line... There are traces of him everywhere, yet he’s never really here.

So amazing. 

Summary: Karen resolves the situation
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 354 Read Count: 2350 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 17, 2007 Updated: January 17, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oooh i like :) simple is right. :)


Author's Response: Thank you! It fits even better now that she's had her little talk with Pam, doesn't it?

Running by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 16] 4
Summary: Jim's thoughts just after "The Return"
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196 Read Count: 2053 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2007 Updated: January 19, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. So, I kind of love this. I mean, it just, ga, I know when TheReturn aired, I was all, wow, JAM love, it can't be long. But alas. Didn't happen. But still, this, awesome. Um, yeah. That whole suck with words thing still exist (for me, obviously) so awesome is the best I've got!


Author's Response: Yeah, I think we were all expecting it to happen sooner after that ep. I still think I caught Jim's emotions pretty well here, though. This one wasn't half bad!

The Wedding by xoxoxo Rated: K [Reviews - 26] 7
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam share a dance and reminisce a little.  Pure speculation - no real spoilers.  And just a word of warning.  If it were any fluffier, it'd be made of spun sugar. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1246 Read Count: 3850 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: January 20, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak

How did I not read this before? Oh well.

So, official verdict - sweet and fluffy and makes me happy. YAY!

Author's Response: Happy to make you happy.  So glad you liked it!

Summary: Eh, I'll work on the title later. Basically, an AU version of travelling salesmen I came up with before it aired, and just got around to posting. Pure wishful thinking. Also, my first attempt at a multi-chapter fic. Please, rate and review, tell me if it's worth continuing!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3897 Read Count: 26454 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: March 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Call

It did need to be done!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: March 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Dinner And A Side Trip

I want more! Trapped in a snowstorm. Jam. Totally going to be wonderful