Penname: firthgal Real name:
Member Since: August 05, 2007

Bio:

I'm a Kandy shipper all the way, was pointed here by a fellow Kandy fan when the Kandy Edition of the 55 word challenge was posted.  All of those fics are amazing, by the way, and I hope that all of those brilliant authors will consider writing more Kandy.  And if anyone is looking to read more Kandy fic, here's a list of the ones that can be found on LiveJournal: Kandy Master List.  And here is where all of the Kandy shippers have been united: omgkandy  I also love reading pretty much any fic about Andy because he's such a fun character to play with.

I'm madly in love with Ed Helms, which is probably why I'm such an avid Kandy shipper, Andy needs some love!  And of course I'm madly in love with Steve Carell, too.  They are by far the sexiest men on Earth!

Check out my new LJ community, The Andy Bernard Chronicles!  It even includes a master list of all the greatest Andy quotes and all the Andy fanfic that I could find.

EDIT Sept 2009: Holy wow, it's been a long time since I've read this bio.  Dang, I was enthusiastic, wasn't I?  By the way, my heart now belongs to Andy/Oscar, but I'm pretty good with Andy/Anybody, if I'm honest.


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Favorite Stories
The Shaping of Andy Bernard by Too Late Kev Rated: T [Reviews - 39] 15
Summary: Whether you love or hate what Andy Bernard chooses to be, you have to wonder if he's always been that way. He has.  This is a multi-chapter backstory on Andy Bernard. All chapters are stand-alone. The 'T' rating is for references to alcohol and minor suggestive adult themes.

Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: Childhood, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4703 Read Count: 6254 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2007 Updated: July 08, 2008
Andy Bernard Can Wear Stripes and Plaid by Big Tuna Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: 55 words of Kandy!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3068 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Christmas by Team Karen Rated: M [Reviews - 2] 2
Summary: Parallel stories about a couple of Dunder Mifflinites' holidays. Andy, Karen and a mystery character.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 991 Read Count: 866 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Andy Bernard Pays His Rent by Team Karen Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: When you're leasing from a dominatrix, paying the rent takes on a whole new meaning. Firm discipline never felt so good.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1910 Read Count: 2156 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
Mile High Club by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

55 words of Kandy on an airplane.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1540 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2007 Updated: December 02, 2007
Climbing Out of the Darkness by Team Karen Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 15
Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14241 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Six Feet Under by larrymcg Rated: T [Reviews - 198] 63
Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66445 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
My Love Is Strong Enough, To Last When Things Are Rough by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - Four scenes in which Andy slowly, and painfully, wears down Angela.
Categories: Other, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Holiday, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3099 Read Count: 6984 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
A cappella by ThatsNotLukePerry Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin employees attend Andy's Here Comes Treble reunion concert. Meanwhile, Michael attempts to find a replacement when the lease on his Sebring runs out.

General spoilers, through episode 4.03 ("Launch Party"). Set between "Launch Party" and "Money" (episode 4.04).


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Kevin, Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6053 Read Count: 13828 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 19, 2007
A Revenge Request from a Kitty Served Cold by dundiefromgod Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary: Angela gets a surprise visitor from the beyond, who has some interesting words of advice.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1088 Read Count: 2108 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
That Question is Meaningless... by tessa mae Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary:

Just because I am ridiculously excited for a new season of Dwight K. Shrute talking heads.

ETA: This now also includes Angela Martin's questions. Hee!


Categories: Other
Characters: Dwight
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Proust Questionnaire
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1613 Read Count: 2331 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
In the Pink by lianhanshee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary: For the first few weeks after Ryan's promotion, Toby clings to the possibility that Kelly's suddenly developed an allergy (hey, it happens).

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kelly, Toby
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4528 Read Count: 1682 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2007 Updated: September 23, 2007
we don't deserve in the first place by sherlockelly Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 4
Summary: Karen takes the Proust Questionnaire
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Proust Questionnaire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 460 Read Count: 2839 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Screwed by wonder149 Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary:

How Ryan Howard learned that timing is everything.
(two TalkingHeads, Post The Job)


Categories: Present
Characters: Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Kelly's Revenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 2220 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2007 Updated: September 17, 2007
Operation: Kandy by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 71] 18
Summary: Jim and Pam plan on teaching Andy a lesson - but does it go as planned? A short story told in 55 word chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48534 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Sea Legs (Come Away From An Emptier Boat) by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: Kelly won't admit that she's dating Andy, but her actions speak louder than her words. Title from the Shins song of the same name.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3039 Read Count: 1001 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: September 06, 2007
For Every Thorn by bebitched Rated: K [Reviews - 2] 1
Summary: Sometimes Kelly doesn't know why she puts up with Andy's faults. This is why. For the Kandy 55 challenge.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 1651 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: September 01, 2007
Bernard and Kapoor: 55 Word Moments by Swedge Rated: T [Reviews - 33] 14
Summary: Glimpses into what happens when Kelly and Andy get together.

Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 6224 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 11, 2007
Five Shades of Awesome by dundiefromgod Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary: Response to 55-word Kandy challenge. Kelly discovers her favorite shade of pink.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1611 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Kandy because she's randy... by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 2
Summary:

Kelly calls Andy from her desk... 


Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1862 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
Hard Kandy by larrymcg Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

One of Andy's favorite phrases takes on a whole new meaning.

Mose thinks his was "so wrong". He's a wuss.


Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1191 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
2 Become 1 by downtown Rated: K [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Andy makes things happen. 
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 2098 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
What We Admire by downtown Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: She resolved that her next boyfriend would know the difference between lavender and heather flower. Kelly/Andy. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1741 Read Count: 1735 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Get loved, make more, try to stay alive by downtown Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary: "She tried to think of a time that she had totally agreed with anything that Ryan had ever said to her, but nothing came to mind." Kelly/Andy. Oneshot.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Andy, Kelly, Kelly/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 2222 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: June 29, 2007
in her color portrait world by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 15] 3
Summary: Sequel to break up sex on a technicality .
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly/Other, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4665 Read Count: 1632 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2007 Updated: June 13, 2007
Comments: The happy ending