The Dunder Mifflin crew whiles away a lazy summer afternoon figuring out what superpowers they'd like to have. Pure summer fluff. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. For your amusement only. No spoilers, warnings, angst or drama.

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The Season Five Premiere in Script-Fic.
With office morale at a seemingly all-time low, Michael attempts to save the day with a new idea that is sure to bring happiness to everyone. Meanwhile, the couples of the office, and those who aren't quite there yet, react to the events of the Fourth Season Finale, "Goodbye, Toby."

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.

The new cleaning lady at Dunder-Mifflin writes home to tell about the zoo she sees every day.