Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

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Just Fix It by AbMo Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 7
Summary: Just an average moment between Michael and Toby...as average as a moment with Michael Scott can be.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kevin, Michael, Toby
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 517 Read Count: 1182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: September 27, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The surprise appearance of droopy Kevin bit just cracked me up.  So perfectly like Michael to insult someone when they're right there to hear it.

Not Too Late by McGigi Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 10
Summary: Pam might be pregnant, causing her to reevaluate her plans for the future.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 933 Read Count: 1934 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2006 Updated: October 01, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Not Too Late

Is that a double-entendre I detect in the title?

Good Advice by Par5 Rated: M [Reviews - 119] 77
Summary: Everyone in the office has relationship advice. What would each of their colleagues say to Pam and Jim about love?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Kelly, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16105 Read Count: 13554 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: March 21, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Phyllis

Every single one of these was a gem.  I especially loved Angela transcending normal bitchy to become proactively bitchy.  And Darryl was great too.  You started these off well, then got progressively even better.  Encore.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! It's been fun focusing on different characters and trying to imagine what sort of demons they might have in their past that they could offer a new persepctive on relationships to our star crossed pair. And I love doing these because I can come back to them whenever I get a shot of inspiration! "Proactively bitchy" - wonderful phrase! I might just have to steal that....

Summary: Past Featured Storywhen he stepped into the dressing room, it shrunk
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 549 Read Count: 4028 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

For some reason, despite all the angsty/sweet stories here, this was the one that brought a tear to my eye.  You've managed to make a simple little vignette say so much.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Sometimes his life would be easier if he didn't have to look at her all day.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 721 Read Count: 2458 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 04, 2006 Updated: October 04, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Times Jim Almost Wishes He and Pam Didn't Work Together

#5 = Eeep.

A Better Fit by Par5 Rated: K [Reviews - 36] 29
Summary: Past Featured StoryAt first she's all wrong, but in the end maybe she's a better fit.
Categories: Future, Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1226 Read Count: 3908 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: October 05, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow.  I'm really surprised I haven't seen any death threats in the reviews (maybe the profuse apologizing softened up the militant Jammers out there).  I loved just how you presented this (unlikely) future.

P.S.  With so many of the other fics having Jim be so in touch with his feelings, emotional, and (cough) effeminate, I thought it was great how you had him be the stay at home dad.  Even if it wasn't a truly intentional dig at one of this fandom's most prevalent stereotypes I'll choose to believe that it was.



Author's Response: The threats were short of death - perhaps a bit of bodily harm was implied - but I was answering a challenge issued by a third party so I felt completely justified! Okay, maybe I was overly defensive. As for Jim being the stay at home dad, why the hell not, right? Sometimes I rail against stereotypical gender roles and sometimes I get sucked in but if you think it's a dig, we'll go with that! Thanks for reviewing - it's always nice to have an older story get feedback.

Too Late? by xoxoxo Rated: K [Reviews - 20] 18
Summary:

Jim's been away.  Now he's back.  Pam realizes what she's missed.  No spoilers - just speculation and much wishful thinking.

I added Karen as a character in the story - since she's mentioned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1186 Read Count: 2968 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Too Late?

I hate that winky. I like this fic.

Author's Response: LOL!  I'm ambivilent about the winky.  I'm glad you like the fic in any event.  Thanks so much for the review!

Summary:

Perhaps, even though she hates to put it into words so bluntly, perhaps Michael is just better than nothing. Jan before Casino Night.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Michael/Jan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 765 Read Count: 1083 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The world needs more Jan fic, especially good Jan fic like this one that doesn't turn her into a needy yet heartless bitch (though it's really a kick in the junk knowing that she's just going to get heartbroken at the end of this).

The List by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 27
Summary: Pam has a list. So does Jim.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 2642 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2006 Updated: October 07, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

No offense but how can you possibly list something as both angst and fluff?

Also adding: Ouch.  And good show.



Author's Response: Angst for Pam, fluff for Jim/Karen. Thanks for reviewing, Alex :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 18040 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: April 14, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love your Stanley and Creed.  But I guess they aren't really the point of this fic, so I have to comment on that as well, in which case I'll say quite the novel concept (and terrifying for someone who'd just had to go through what Pam has gone through) and I'm eager to see what you do with this - so I will by clicking the button here...

Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I'd almost forgotten about this one.  I'm glad to see you're still writing it.  Slowly.  I mean really, that was pushing my hiatus record lengths.  You don't want that.

Author's Response: Oh, I'm writing it quickly, it took me only two hours:D But honestly, yes, I know, it's been a while:) Thanks for the review:)

Summary: Kevin could no more figure out Angela's moods than he could do one of Stanley's crossword puzzles.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Kevin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 638 Read Count: 1883 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2006 Updated: October 08, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Post-Its

Niiiiice.

Author's Response: Thanks!  A  Kevin-esque review is always appreciated!

Melting by shrewuntamed Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 13
Summary: Pam's POV of the mixing of Scranton and Stamford.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Josh Porter, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 809 Read Count: 1358 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2006 Updated: October 09, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I just wanted to tell you how much I love your name (didn't really like the actual Shakespeare play much though).  As for the Josh being married thing that people have brought up, it's not like that stops men all the time (or even most, as men=pigs).

Summary: Past Featured StoryWith apologies to Charles Dickens, here's the real story of what finally prompted Pam to call off the wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3758 Read Count: 8193 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2006 Updated: October 10, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Dickens is probably boring a hole in the dirt as we speak, but he'd probably be laughing too.

Author's Response: I hope he wouldn't be offended! :)

Forgotten by Muppet Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 21
Summary: Response to the Prior Meeting challenge - Pam's first date with Roy has an unexpected bright spot

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2548 Read Count: 2214 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2006 Updated: October 11, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Forgotten

This is far better than I ever imagined possible (since I usually hate this genre of fic).  Great work, especially considering the fingers made out of felt.

Secret Santa by vfdj42 Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 3
Summary:

Just something I decided to write. Tam and Karim.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday, In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 577 Read Count: 1120 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2006 Updated: October 17, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I've read this before elsewhere, and I giggled as I did then.  Good stuff (though maybe could use some formatting help).

All Wrong by captainoats Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 4
Summary: Just a teeny tiny little drabble following "Initiation," based on my feuding feelings about who to ship Jim with.  It sucks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 215 Read Count: 1841 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Wrong

I'm not sure if I can agree with the commenters who said it was cute.  It's not so much cute as haunting.

Honestly though, I'd go with Karen.  Then again there's the whole tortured longing thing that I'm kind of missing because I only started watching in the 3rd season...

Desperation by somuchmore Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 7
Summary:

Pam is at the end of her quickly fraying rope and must make a decision.

Rated M for some adult language.

WARNING: This is NOT a fuzzy, happy story. AT ALL. Consider yourself warned.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1891 Read Count: 4126 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Realization

I'm really surprised it took me this long to find a fic like this.  This fandom has so much room for heartbreak and angsty drama (and not at all emotionally stable characters) that I thought it would be inevitable, but so far I think it's just you.  You should be proud of yourself for creating this.

Summary: Jim can't help but notice Pam's feeling a bit down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1314 Read Count: 2170 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2006 Updated: October 27, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 6
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I usually love your stuff - I hang onto every word - but this just had too many loose ends for me.

Summary: Ryan/Pam. Set right after The Initiation.
Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1462 Read Count: 2441 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: October 28, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: No Longer In Service

This was better than I thought it would be.  Somehow the pairing of Angry!Empty!Pam and Dazed!Self-Loathing!Ryan works for me.  And I love just how permeated Ryan's existance is with Kelly.  The man doesn't have a chance.

Bonding by norelle Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 10
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam endures one of Michael's genius ideas.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 449 Read Count: 2660 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2006 Updated: October 29, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: First and only chapter

I read that second last word wrong.  Kinda freaked me out until I read it again.  Sorry.

Summary: Kelly needs Jim back. Don't we all?

Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 2567 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2006 Updated: October 31, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: February 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Dear Diary

Sometimes I wonder why Ryan hasn't dug his eardrums out with a fork yet.  This is just too funny.

Hung Up by GreenFish Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 13
Summary:

Jim wakes up at home after a late night at the office and tries to process what happened. Spoilers for Diwali, 3X05.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, In Stamford, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1939 Read Count: 2721 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2006 Updated: November 03, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hung Up

Cute and very well done.  I've had my share of Jagermeister horror stories, so I can certainly relate to the fear of further embarrassment thing.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim does what he intended on Casino Night.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1457 Read Count: 3604 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2006 Updated: November 05, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Around Here No More

This was certainly gutwrenching.  I hope there's more like this from you.

Summary: Pam meets her sister for a drink.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 1835 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2006 Updated: November 17, 2006
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 9
Date: February 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooh, harsh.  I like.