Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: No

Summary:

After a scare, Jim ends up in the hospital. Fortunately, pranks always make the day a little bit brighter. Spoilers for 'The Job'.

Except from Chapter Six:

“But Harry Potter is fictional,” Jim reasoned. “And he has Skelo-Grow.”

“I have Skelo-Grow.”

“No. You don’t.” Jim looked bemused.

Dwight pulled a bottle out of his pocket. “Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

“Bleach.”

Dwight gave a slightly disturbing smile. “That’s to fool the Muggles.”

Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Completed: Yes

Summary: Pam and Jim are engaged and planning their upcoming wedding, but Jim has a peculiar temporary living arrangement. This story is one week of at-work emails surrounding the situation. Please note that Fancy New Beesly is in full bloom; she takes a hard line with Michael these days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Michael, Mose
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary:

 

"He approached her desk with a look that she had seen in his eyes a thousand times before. Though somehow, this time, she knew that it was going to be more trouble than usual for her."

This story has nothing to do with the poem by Christopher Marlowe. In case you were worried. ;)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Completed: Yes

Summary:

Pure JAMmy fluff to help pass the time until the Season 4 premiere!

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Jim reflects about the past and the present on the car ride out of Scranton. For the 55 Words to Leave Scranton Challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: Yes

Summary: For the Pam's Pregnancy Challenge...kinda.  Future Fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary:

What if Pam had been much stronger - bolder - throughout season three? AU because I'm not following much of the S3 storyline, but that's when this is basically taking place. Some spoilers (S3).

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Completed: Yes

Summary: Pam wishes she had loved Jim all her life, and Jim rises to the challenge. Pure fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes

Summary: Jim and Pam at the Vance wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Completed: Yes

Summary: A big thanks to Dundiefromgod for putting this little idea in my head.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Completed: No

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Completed: No