Five memorable X-Files MotW meet five Dunder Mifflin Employees.

I added a violence/injury warning even though it's nothing graphic...just creepy. If you can watch The X-Files, you can read this.

Office spoilers for The Fight (insanely minor, but just in case)

X-Files Spoilers for Pusher/Kitsunegari, Irresistible, Tooms/Squeeze, The Host and Post-Modern Prometheus.

Rated T because I was watching The X-Files when I was 12 and I could handle it, fool!

“God, Angela would have made an excellent Puritan.”

From the fertile minds of BitterPill, LiberryLady, and TooLateKev come sixteen nouns.
Karen. Dwight. Farm tools. Jewelry. Pleated polyester pants. Legal pads. Jar of pickled beets. Giant pandas at the zoo. Hair curlers. 70s AM radio. "Agree to disagree." Toby/Darryl story based on The Negotiation, a playground, evening, Buckaroo Banzai and... Laffy Taffy.
Honestly, the story just writes itself.

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.